男網友的「大雕」卡在紙膠帶裡，最後的解決辦法竟是...

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[color=#333333][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]真是奇怪，明明每個男人都知道[color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]自己的子孫根很重要要好好愛護[/b][/font][/size][/color]，但又很喜歡亂搞XD

國外一個網友，上個月就跑去國外4ch論壇上求救，求救什麼咧？[/font][/size][/color]


[color=#333333][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][color=#0000ff][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]「救命我的老二軟不下來，已經卡20分鐘了，紙膠帶拿不下來啊怎麼辦？！」[/b][/font][/size][/color][/font][/size][/color]


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[color=#333333][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]這真是太可憐了，於是網友們紛紛開始提供各種建議，像是沖冷水來個熱脹冷縮、想辦法射出來、讀讀佛經，或是你就乾脆直接叫救護車，更有網友跟他講，[b][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][color=#ff0000]切掉比較快www[/color][/font][/size][/b][/font][/size][/color]


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[color=#333333][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]網友的建議該網友都聽見了也一一去照做。

只是沖冷水這招他試了，但沒想到[color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]紙膠帶卷變得更緊[/b][/font][/size][/color]了...[/font][/size][/color]


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[color=#333333][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]至於想辦法射出來？

因為老二被束縛的太緊，現在一摸就很痛，所以根本打不出來?(;?;?;?;)??[/font][/size][/color]


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[color=#333333][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]也有人說你乾脆把紙膠帶全拆開，把中間的紙卷泡爛不就可以脫離了嗎？

原PO表示這建議非常實用，但很可惜[color=#ff0000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b]膠帶蕊是塑膠製[/b][/font][/size][/color]的(??ω?`)[/font][/size][/color]


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[color=#333333][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]追根究柢，當初原PO到底為什麼要把紙膠帶套在老二身上啊？

原PO可憐兮兮的又回了...[/font][/size][/color]


[color=#333333][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][b][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif][color=#0000ff]「當初就無聊套上去，結果剛好有個女的發她的腳照給我，小雞就瞬間變大雕了...」[/color][/font][/size][/b]

（原PO腳控的癖好不小心露出來惹）[/font][/size][/color]


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[color=#333333][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]最後因為試了各種方法還是無法把紙膠帶拿下來，他只好忍著羞恥感叫了救護車。

之後還不忘苦中作樂的在他的老二上畫了個笑臉...[/font][/size][/color]


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[b][color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]在這之後這位原PO就沒有出現告知結果了，但應該是可以確認是真實事件www[/font][/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=#008000][size=4][font="Microsoft JhengHei",微軟正黑體,Arial,Tahoma,"Century gothic",sans-serif]只能說沒事不要亂玩老二，後果是你不能承擔的啊！！[/font][/size][/color][/b][/font][/size][/color]