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2009-5-5 17:58  'HOUUUUU2=)
老爸的英文情書(笑到翻)

爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是OH!MY GOD!很有一套喔!
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Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的王「小」姐:
〉From see you one eye, I **** love you.
自從看到你的第一眼,我〝便〞愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,
妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情。
I think I should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
我叫李大偉,今年25。
(今天是 today,那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧!)
My home have four mouth people - papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四〝口〞人... 爸爸、媽媽、我和〝弟弟〞。
I am a good ma! n, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。
I make early * every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁硯琝a,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。 至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)
Like Your people
喜歡妳的人

...... 原來做早操的英文是 “make early *”
.................(我已經笑到昏倒了∼)

2009-6-3 01:27 L.Lawliet
....gd English

2009-6-8 07:11 JUSTINXIE
Best I've ever seen

2009-6-14 14:18 louis98
佢D英文真係好

2009-6-16 22:18 k2fighter
正...等我又寫返封先

2009-6-23 18:44 ar傻妹珊
你D英文好勁呀...
你係美國人定係英國人呀?

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